If Sarah Palin has foreign policy credentials because she can see Russia from Alaska
and her friend Franci Havemeister cited her childhood love of cows as a qualification for running the State Division of Agriculture and....
another one of Sarah's grade school friends was put in charge of a Dairy farm that the state rescued with a $1.5 mil grant with a back ground as a real estate agent.
With all that in mind I am going to fill out my cabinet.
- My son is going to be the head of NASA since he owns a telescope and used to like Goodnight Moon
- My sister who has 6 children is now Secretary of Labor.
- My daughter had 3 hours of homework tonight, she is Secretary of Education.
- My mother has had a garden for years, she is Secretary of Agriculture.
- My father has built about 10 houses, he is now Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
- My brother is a fiscal conservative, we can't put him in charge of monetary policy, he is now.....in charge of the ATF. (he used to smoke)
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And I still drink!
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